Family Ties by Barnyard Kipling & Barton Stink

Apu

New Short: Kelly 5-9 Outtakes.

Kelly 5-9

A bad writer wants to star in a movie based on his original script. Dystopian future, clones, betrayal.
A new short by Chris Locke
Directed & edited by Derek Horn
Featuring: Chris Locke, Nathan Fielder, Leslie Gottlieb.

Live From Siberia

A video I made with Aaron Eves. I guess it's to advertise our comedy show, Let's Get Hot!

Let's Get Hot! Sunday, Jan. 3

2010: Year of laughing forever.
Start that crazy year off laughing off at the Rivoli THIS Sunday!

Check out this awesome line-up:

Let's Get Hot!
with Chris Locke & Aaron Eves

Featuring:

Michael Balazo
Dawn Whitwell
Nick Flanagan
Marco Bernardi
Matt Shury
Brian Barlow
Jon McCurley
Kathleen Phillips

AND SPECIAL BONUS!
The debut of a new short film by Chris Locke called, Kelly 5-9.
Directed and edited by Derek Horn
with Nathan Fielder & Leslie Gottlieb.
DON'T MISS!

"Good to see you!" Is what we'll say at the thing.
See you there!

Sunday, Jan. 3
Rivoli
332 Queen St. W.
Doors: 8:30pm
$5

Things I overheard people say in the mall food court during Christmas.

- "What do you mean the colors of my scarf bring out an anger in you?"

- "Look at that poor family over there watching us eat all this Manchu Wok."

- "I just want money, okay? No gifts! Just money."

- "Did you see those MILFs fighting in La Senza?"

- "Oh no! All the chocolates melted in my purse!"

- "That janitor just ate some fries out of his dustpan."

- "Grandma's ham is always dry and Grandpa always accidentally butters his hand... it's embarrassing. How do you not know you're buttering your hand?"

- "Where were you?"
- "I was in H&M like I said!"
- "Oh! I went to HMV."
- "You idiots, let's get out of here."

- "I just saw a baby taking a dump in Foot Locker."

- "This parka has a great pocket for me to keep my discman in."
- "Discman!?"
- "Yeah, why, what's up?"

- "He dumb!"

- "I hope that was eggnog on Santa's pants."

Santa's Back! Re-post.

Merry it up!
Thought I'd repost this since the it's that time of year again! Please hit "Digg" on the side if you're all about it!

Santa's Back