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Here are the Top 5 excuses a modern wife will give to get out of having sex with you.
1) Your toes are freezing. What are you, a dead body?
2) You stink. Why don't you have a shower. What are you, a dead body?
3) You're getting blood all over the bed. What are you, a dead body?
4) Harold, turn off the light. Harold? Harold? What are you, a dead body?
5) I'll give you a handjob but that's it.
You have just read the top 5 ways your wife can tell that she's in bed with a dead body.
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