- "What do you mean the colors of my scarf bring out an anger in you?"
- "Look at that poor family over there watching us eat all this Manchu Wok."
- "I just want money, okay? No gifts! Just money."
- "Did you see those MILFs fighting in La Senza?"
- "Oh no! All the chocolates melted in my purse!"
- "That janitor just ate some fries out of his dustpan."
- "Grandma's ham is always dry and Grandpa always accidentally butters his hand... it's embarrassing. How do you not know you're buttering your hand?"
- "Where were you?"
- "I was in H&M like I said!"
- "Oh! I went to HMV."
- "You idiots, let's get out of here."
- "I just saw a baby taking a dump in Foot Locker."
- "This parka has a great pocket for me to keep my discman in."
- "Discman!?"
- "Yeah, why, what's up?"
- "He dumb!"
- "I hope that was eggnog on Santa's pants."
2 comments:
Fuuuunnny, man. Keep it up. Never give up.
I thought we was gonna meet in the mall food court. I sat waiting.
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