- "Now all we need is Pepsi Cola and some Crown Royal, Ya feel me?"
- "Oh no, I forgot about this kind of weather!"
- "Ice-tastic! Just kidding. Ice-shit."
- "Check it out, that bus is going to get a coffee... Oh wait, it's actually crashing into Starbucks."
- "My baby just slid into the sewer."
- Flinstone style feet kicking noise
- "I'm calling the Mayor! Hello, Mayor, I do not pay you for ice storms!"
- "Sheesh!"
- "Hey you kids! Stop skating on my lawn!"
- "Ow, I slipped and cracked open my head. There's blood everywhere. No one's listening to me. I'm talking to myself. How embarrassing."
2 comments:
"My baby just slid into the sewer." is my favourite and I think it would make a great Family Circus
What was this, written by Jonathan and Shelly "WINTERS" ?
No, itssssnow picnic out there.
Nope, itsssssnot.
(snow/snot)
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