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A couple of nights ago, while I was doing some hammering in my backyard, I had a heart attack.
My life flashed before my eyes and I thought; you know, my life's been pretty good so far. If I was to die right now... it was an alright trip- This thing called life.
I lived to be Forty-Five.
I've got a beautiful red-headed wife and some children to inherit all of my money.
I got to eat a lot of different types of cheeseburgers.
I got to pet a shark on the nose in Bermuda.
I got to lay on a hot beach.
Just me and God's hot beach and clear blue ocean.
I've got the most hats out of all my brothers.
I got to see some pretty ladies
I got to go on a skiing vacation.
I got to ski down a mountain.
Just me and God's mountain and clear blue sky.
I got to rent a pair of skis and poles.
I saw an older lady die at my church.
I got to drink a lot of beer.
I experienced a heart attack... which was crazy.
I love potato chips.
One of my friends is a pilot.
I've got a fur coat for men.
I got to paint a picture of my Dad.
I got to eat a lot of food from all over the world. Here in this city and in Bermuda and Aspen, Colorado.
I was shown on the local news one time when my friends and I were eating chicken wings.
I got to eat all kinds of chicken wings.
I got to experience a day where I thought everyone looked the same.
I suffered from exhaustion.
I had a nice dog.
Posted by Chris Locke at 5:55 PM
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